You are a teenager and you heard that if you invest money, you could make more money. Other than that, you don't really know how investing works. You work part time and make a small amount of money each week. You'd love to invest if it could make you more money, but you don't really know how it works. Read more »
The Economy is So Bad that…Insert Joke Here!
You've probably heard some of the jokes about how bad the economy is. It's great fodder for comics. One guy joked that the economy is so bad that "The economy is so bad that Angelina Jolie is now adopting an American kid." Another guy quipped that "The economy is so bad that a woman got an exorcism. But when she couldn't afford to pay for it they had to "re-possess" her. And Jay Leno remarked that "Times are so bad that six of OctoMom's 14 kids are already working for Nike."Unfortunately, there is a lot of negative spin rolling around and some folks really do believe in the Rush Dumbbells of the world that any rescue plan is doomed to fail. However, when I meet someone who starts to whine about how bad the economy is, I do a little Jedi-Mind trick and tell them that the economy is gonna go bananas in June 2009. How do I know this? Read more »
